Hello!!! This is a picture of me not in my natural habitat, but an unnatural one where I have to pose for five hours smiling like an idiot and then the smile getting stuck and me having to smile for the rest of my life which causes problems when I try to chew food and when I'm at funerals.  Aneee way....

Here are today's crazy questions brought to you by http://www.crazythoughts.com/

Questions:

1. Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

2. Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

3. How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

4. Do bald people use shampoo or soap?

5. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

6. Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

And now, a fun facts I learned from my college professor.  The top ten heathiest foods according to Time magazine.  The first one is the heathiest, but the rest are out of order.

1. Tomatoes (the healthiest)

2. Salmon

3. Nuts (like walnuts and almonds)

4. Broccli

5. Spinich (Popeye was right)

6. Blueberries

7. Green Tea

8. Red Wine (like one glass a day, not ten, you alcoholics)

9. Garlic

10. Oats (yumm....)

well, that's all for today. 

Signing out,

Heidi (aka Olga) (aka Hoffa) (aka some other not nice names that I would appreciate not being called... you know who you are)